Really ?
0. Why don’t mosquitoes like fast food?
Because they prefer to eat on the fly.
1. What’s a mosquito’s favorite sport?
Skin diving!
2. Why do mosquitoes hate rainy days?
Because they prefer things going “swell.”
3. What do you call a mosquito who gets too close to a light trap?
A bug with a bright future!
4. Why did the mosquito go to school?
To improve its “buzz”words!
5. What did the engish mosquito say to the other after a blood meal?
“Bloody me, I really needed that pick-me-up!”
6. What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a rock star?
Sting!
7. Why did the mosquito get kicked out of the party?
She was a little too draining.
8. What do mosquitoes serve at their parties?
Bloody marys and plasma punch.
9. How do you solve a mosquito mystery?
You look for the skin-tillating evidence!